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What decrees will you make when you become Supreme Ruler of the world? (lemmy.ca)
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I will abolish Tuesday and Thursday. A week will be five days, with three work days. A year will be 73 weeks.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

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  • $500 fine (or equivalent in local currency)
  • a week in jail
  • 100 hours community service
  • 24 hours in a pillory