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What decrees will you make when you become Supreme Ruler of the world? (lemmy.ca)

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I will abolish Tuesday and Thursday. A week will be five days, with three work days. A year will be 73 weeks.

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will abolish all nations.

I will eliminate all debts that occurred prior to me taking office.

I will execute everybody who had a personal fortune greater than the equivalent of $10 million, and redistribute their wealth to the poor as a one time redistribution of wealth.

I will institute a planetary currency called the credit where one credit is the value of one hour of unskilled labor, and I will make minimum mandatory multipliers on that value based off of education and time in duty.

I will also make it so that everybody on the planet has a minimum of six weeks of paid vacation every year. And if they do not take it, they need to submit a letter in writing to their local community office justifying why they did not take their vacation.

Taxes will pay for all medical care worldwide. No one will pay a penny at the hospital.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

On second thought, instead of execution, I will allow everyone to purchase their lives in exchange for every bit of value above $10 million dollars or the equivalent of theirs that they possess.