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Explain Like I'm Five
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Single out places where rich people reside and establish myself. At that point it's for them to decide if they like me. I know what men like so I make sure to workout so I can have a slim waist and a fat ass. I also make sure to keep my breasts perky, my skin moisturized, my body shaven, my lips soft and my makeup on point. Outside of the service level stuff I know men like girls who are helpful and supportive and are good at chores like cleaning and cooking.
Well at least you have a plan of sorts. My advice to you would be don't let yourself get knocked up and do not develop any kind of substance abuse problems. Guys who are self made aren't dumb or desperate and any of those things would be a non-starter.