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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ED-209: ILLEGAL THOUGHT DETECTED.
ED-209: IMMEDIATELY STOP. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
Teacher: You better stop thinking independently, Kinny.
Kinny: stops singing Captain Planet themesong
ED-209: YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
ED-209: I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE.