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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
to all the men out there not getting laid: try less hard to get laid and try more hard to be an enjoyable and relaxing presence
Ok, ok, ok. I know everyone likes anecdotes.
I don't fall in the lonely camp, but I'm definitely not getting laid.
Why am I not getting laid?
Well I used to think it was cause I was fat, but then I lost a ton of weight. Then I thought it was cause I wasn't fit so I put on muscle. Then I thought it was cause I was vampire pale so I got sunburned.
Reality is:
Sorry to hear that but congrats on your dick at least bro.
👈👈😎
But for real tho I wish it came with benefits as advertised