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Wish 1: "I wish that my third wish will retroactively become my first wish instead, but I retain all memories from every timeline."
Wish 2: "I wish that every wish I've made after my first wish never happened, except for my memories of them."
Wish 2b: Genie... i've come to bargain..." user proceeds to enforce temporal paradox type 1a 'causal-loop' until 'negotiation leveraging favorable terms' for infinite wishes without the monkeys paw BS is complete
Wish 3: "I wish to break this cycle and return to normal linear time, keeping all accumulated memories."
Wish1: I whish to live through various alternate realities of my choosing until I want to stop; I want to retain only the memories of it.
FTFY.
Now you've got two more wishes free for other stuff.
You're welcome.