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I'm gay and offer my services (startrek.website)

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

friend gets into a car wreck

"You see, when the police finish examining the wreckage of your homie's car, they'll find the burnt remnants of a photo of a thick, veiny rod which somehow miraculously survived the explosion. After painstaking forensic examination, they'll discover that the photo contains a url to the gayest porn video ever created by man, thus securing your boy's reputation as the gayest bro."