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Child labour with 10 years of experience, 'AI-native' accepting 250k lines of Cursor code (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by illusionist@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 143 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Omg his company sells one of those meeting notes bots

I'd bet everything I own that they leak sensitive information from some company within the next couple of months.

This product will 100% have more security holes than a sieve

... I'm starting to think I need to take up freelance pentesting

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The secret is to sell the vulnerabilities in the black market

Or perform some huge insider trading with all the meetings details you stole.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Bro you have the wrong name

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The real pro-tip is posting about it on an internet forum before you do it lol

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess it depends how legally I want to go about it—there's always someone that will pay for the exploit details

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hell yeah fuck yeah send it brother, just be careful and don't go after the little guys

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

At this point, those who rely on LLM to be a magic bullet deserves it.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... I'm starting to think I need to take up freelance pentesting

Is this before or after they hand that job off to AI? You know they're gonna and then just complain when an actual expert finds 3000 holes per line of AI gen code.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester

Edit: oops I missed