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[โ€“] sxan@midwest.social 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I want my own all knowing god.

I don't want to be all knowing; Watchmen demonstrated how much that would suck. But having an omniscient floating ball that I can ask questions and get straightforward answers; I could abuse that capability endlessly.

I think my wife and I are both wise enough to avoid using it for spousal discovery: if she wants to tell me her body count, she will. So It'd quickly escalate from the trivial to the existential, and then we'd make a lot of money and maybe solve some world problems on the side.

i definitely want a personal, floating, omniscient, question-answering god.

[โ€“] Blujayooo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Wouldn't it be nice? xD