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Anon is dehydrated (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

essentially. You can absorb water through the esophagus, intravenously, subcutaneously, or via the rectal route
nope. The bacteria and viruses will remain in your bowel, avoiding the acidic stomach acids that would normally kill them. This is a great way to get an infection

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

So it's actually safer to drink the dirty water

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

What if I eat lots of fiber and push out some gargantuan logs? Does that flush out any germs?

What about seawater?