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[–] lime@feddit.nu 100 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

alternative joke

C++: "Hey, what's your name?"
Python: *grabs C++* "what is my name?"

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

please explain I want to laugh

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pythons weak typing means it never knows what is what. It’s up to the programmer to not screw it up.

[–] Splendid4117@piefed.social 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's more that a ton of popular python libraries (things like pandas, tensor, etc) are actually built in C, so python is just C wearing a mask

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Not just libraries, the entire language itself is actually C under the hood

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Python is strongly typed. I get your point since it is dynamically typed, but still strongly.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

not really what i was going for

[–] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one of python's strong suits is it's foreign function interface. it's very easy to call code in other languages from python, which can speed execution up significantly

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

oh alright. Cheers, heheh. I laughed

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

One of the main implementations of Python is CPython, which is written in C or C++

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It's now cannon in my head that Python talks like Parappa the rapper