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[โ€“] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then they either water down the equity you have or get aquihired or some other bullshit.

[โ€“] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Aquihired means immediate vesting of all your equity and you can cash out in the short term (usually no later than 1 year, often immediately) sometimes with the condition that you stay employed for a certain amount of time if you are high enough.