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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"If you go a minute without making a mistake then you can go a lifetime without making a mistake."

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I don't know why, but that gave me a similar visceral reaction to hearing "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean"

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

They both come from assholes wuth the same mindset.

[–] puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Next time someone say this, find a stick, haul it at them and shout „Duck!“. If they don’t duck, they got what they deserve. If they do duck, then say „If you can duck the stick, you can suck this dick“, whip your dick out and stick it in their mouth.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

"No arms, no cookies."