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I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?

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[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Find a table saw. Push it to its side then cut left stilts then right then left.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

hop into a woodchipper and jump off with very good timing