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I wish humans could get firmware upgrades (lemmy.world)

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-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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[-] minthenry@lemmy.one 28 points 1 year ago

Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oof, I feel you there! I bite my tongue in my sleep...

[-] minthenry@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Ouch. Also very inconvenient.

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023

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