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Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3131/
What are you doing? If we can see the cat, we will know if it died.
Doesn't look like it's moving. Death state is inconclusive.
My bad, here's the proper video feed: