this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2025
589 points (99.0% liked)
Technology Memes
497 readers
1 users here now
Welcome to Technology Memes. Here you can make memes and/or rant about technology, internet, computers, corporations, enshittification and etc.
Rules:
- Stay on-topic.
- Don't attack and harras anyone. Be nice.
- No racism and discrimination.
- No politics unless they're related to tech.
- No spam, no ads.
- No NSFW.
- Don't repost.
Please report any posts and comments that violate these rules.
Related communities:
- Linux Memes - Linux related memes.
- Memes - Generic memes.
- Lemmy Shitpost - Place for shitposting.
- Programmer Humor - Programming related memes.
- Technology - Community for tech news.
founded 9 months ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
yeah i ain't got 12 extra hours a week to maintain that
Just don't sleep. Yes, really, sleep is a social construct devised by Big Bed to keep you unproductive! Just don't sleep! Be free! Stay up for 72 hours! You will certainly not regret staying up for 72 hours!
This dude has shadow people as roomates.
I think this guy is shadow people, trying to get us to help them reproduce.
Where are you getting that from‽
Get your work done in like ten hours and you’ve got all the time in the world.
I love that Tumblr post.
Aren’t all locks mechanical even smart locks? Unless you have a deflector shield as a door.