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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 104 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't fly very often, but when I do, I always get the seat next to this guy

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 22 points 3 days ago

Before or after his epiphany? :D

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

Sounds like this guy figured it out. The plane passengers haven't yet.