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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some staph strains produce a protein that makes you itch. They are non-motile so you move them around when you scratch.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So what you're saying is I can get some antibiotics and go back to never showering again?

[–] RedditIsALostCause@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

At a certain point, you’d essentially be feeding a super-staph infection the now useless antibiotics as a supplement for it to grow lmao.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

They'd have to be narrow-band and topical, but technically yes. You'd still smell though... afaik lol