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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bros : is it gay to wash your own ass if you have to touch your butthole?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How deep before it becomes gay?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

Putting stuff in isn't gay. It becomes gay when you pull it out.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

I became as straight as this story the last time I wiped and accidentally pushed my digit through the substandard 2-play shit ticket.

later virgins