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The Patriotic Table of the Elements (www.immaterialscience.org)
submitted 1 month ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I hope that's a joke but in case you're actually serious, this is satire making fun of Trump renaming things like the "Golf of America". It's not serious in any capacity.

Abstract: The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor. When you see this table, you’ll say wow, what a big, beautiful table, why didn’t Biden make this. I know. I’m just saying.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People haven't heard of the Journal of Immaterial Science. :')

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, they're really missing out