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I read from someone claiming to be in nursing that it's likely just bruising because he's old and has had a cannula/IV so its pretty common. Unfortunately he has great access to health care but he's a fucking moron who eats mostly fast food so here's hoping
Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.
We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first
Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.
Turns out it was money the whole time!
So like this?
https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ
I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.
Lmao nailed it!
it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.
granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.
The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.
he eats kfc like a real dick tater
Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too.
Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.
"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."