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It's only fair that I start:

Every Funhole content engager knows the iconic characters of Hank, Brenda, and Brank. There's no doubt in my mind they're an instant favourite of our content community. But what if there's something more to this dynamic egg trio? What if the story of Brank, as told by our fearless content leader qrstuv, is actually the story of qrstuv's childhood?

Of course, I brought receipts:

1. Here, we see a drawing of Brank holding hands with his cool frog friends. As you can see, there is a caption that reads "my friends!" (my emphasis)
2. Here, we see a Brank-looking figure seated in a bucket with a caption that reads "I'm in a bucket" (my emphasis)
3. Here, we see a baby egg accompanied by their mommy egg. This makes the fact that eggs can have families known to the engager.

If my theory is true, then that means...

1. As previous, qrstuv has/had cool frog friends
2. As previous. qrstuv had fun in a bucket
3. qrstuv can summon forth boomerang hands just by thought
4. qrstuv is a master of numerous ninja tactics
5. qrstuv once helped make dinner
6. And of course, though I can hardly believe this myself, qrstuv's father one day went to the egg store to buy new eggs.