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My movie about a bald eagle who learns how to shoot a school wasn't as well received
How about a grizzly bear who gets diabetes from eating so much fast food?
Maybe a racoon trying to get the biggest car possible to kill pedestrians and kids on bikes
You keep raccoons out of this, that's our thing eh?
I always saw them as a symbol of arboreal north America. Though the only animals I can think of being definitively Canadian are your geese (which absolute A+ goose, good call claiming them) and the absence of rats. Moose also feel so Canadian it's weird they're also in the us.
please imagine Oh Canada playing softly in the background
I did as well, once. It was only after this historic moment, a little more than 10 years ago at one of the most important sites in our nation's capital, that I understood they are a Canadian symbol of peace, fellowship, and hope in dark times.
We aspire to be raccoons in times of peace, and geese in times of war.
OK. Good point. Not a racoon then. ^And I will not mention the Alberta Crazies ;)^
An armadillo maybe?
Given that armadillos are a popular choice in the U.S. to represent roadkill in media, I actually feel this is a great fit.
yogi bear was made decades ago
Great point. Similar to Logan, I need an elder years movie of Yogi Bear now. See him grappling with diabetes while sitting in prison from multiple counts of picnic basket thefts.
because that just doesn't make any sense. why would it be shooting the school? the target is clearly the kids inside the school. trying to hide it by having it shoot at a building and not the occupants shouldn't get a good reception