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Anon has a problem with Bioshock (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Whomst amongst us would not be guilty of a little sperging under a completely unregulated oligarchy? Surely the social contract would protect everyone from lead poisoning 🧐

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I mean, seriously, a legal injection that can give me superpowers? Give me that shit now!

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

A little sperging, as a treat.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago

Among us