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submitted 1 week ago by tfm@europe.pub to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] dsilverz@calckey.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@tfm@europe.pub

When you treat Assembly as a full-fledged, high-level, hot-reload-able language:

Screenshot of a three-panel VSCode showing: - Assembly code using GNU GAS syntax - Makefile with assembling, compiling and linking instructions (names blurred) - A bottom panel showing Nodemon (otherwise intended for Node.js) hot-reloading Assembly and showing its output: "sarc.asm".

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Aw, no pie?😩