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How would you respond to someone walking into a job interview and behaving like Trump? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Am I being interviewed and he just walks in? Am I interviewing him? For what position?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It is shitty ask lemmy. This ask was shit, therefore on point.

If I'm hiring and my candidate acts like Trump, I will flatter him and ask for frequent elaboration, while calling in various colleagues to witness the buffonery so we have a good laugh over friday beers.

If I'm being interviewed for a position and the hiring manager acts like Trump, I'm going to punch out the loudest and longest fart I can while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance. At the end of the interview, I'm pulling my hand out of my sweaty ass to shake his hand and thank him for his time touching every window and door handle on the way out. I'll also ask if I can borrow his smartphone to call my fictional parole officer and report the successful interview and say "I've got a good feeling about this one."