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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God is teething

Or trying. If a god existed, I'm pretty sure that their teeth would be fully developed by now..

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It might be like some kind of a shark god and the teeth just keep coming in.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, most of gods actions seem pretty infantile ..

If God was a toddler who'd spent the last four or five millennia upset due to teething pain that would explain a lot.