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Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3141/
I'm with you on that one. I don't care what the scientists say, there's no way quantum physics is random, we just don't know where to look yet. And entanglement? Nah, you made this one up.
Anyway, I didn't get into a university, but I'm not bitter about it, no.