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[โ€“] jballs@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

I love science

[โ€“] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Don't get me wrong, I love science too. But also, "only minimal anti-nociceptive effect of THC exposure was confirmed."

aka

"it turns out getting lobsters high doesnt really make them that much more chill about being boiled alive..."

So like, good on them for trying but like, whats the goal here even anyway? To ease our guilt about the whole having to kill something to eat it thing? Is it really that much better if the thing was high and didnt really know it was dying? IDK this has some pretty deep ethical holes to fall into if we're not careful. We should also all definitely be high while we discuss this...

why are we boiling them alive anyways? a knife through the brain first is standard now

[โ€“] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah especially because countries like Switzerland and New Zealand have banned the practice.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/switzerland-lobster-boiling-banned

Restaurants can use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrustaStun for the most humane option

[โ€“] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why? Aren't they basically sea bugs?

[โ€“] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Whether or not they feel pain is a huge ongoing debate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans

[โ€“] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, they are, but why not minimize any possible pain? They're not going to taste any different.

The way to go is oysters. They have no pain receptors or even a cluster of nerves that could be considered a rudimentary brain. You can eat them still alive (raw on the half shell) and they're none the wiser.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

i thought that was sea squirts. they eat their own brain after they pick a spot to grow

[โ€“] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

oh that's 100% a "i'm 'vegan' but i miss oysters and need an excuse" article

[โ€“] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

To be honest I picked the first result. I read something along similar lines, a bit more sciencey, from a non-vegan years ago. I understand two of the lines drawn by vegans are pain and consent. But oysters cannot feel pain or consent any more than a potato.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

i dunno, i remember reading some research (that i have no way of finding now) that plants scream when we cut them

[โ€“] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Some do. Some emit smells that tell other plants to turn bitter. Some communicate and even pass nutrients through the mycelial network. So let's all agree on mushrooms maybe?

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

i find it hard to eat something with more sexes (or is it genders? i haven't finished that paper) than sense. not like emotionally, physically. they pass straight on through. i should just drop them right in the toilet and skip the middleman.

[โ€“] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have experimented on myself quite a bit with THC. It isn't a pain reliever in my experience. I have had a headache or body pain, used some, and then I was just like "fuck, that's all I can think about now."

It's great to distract from general malaise or boredom, but won't help if anything painful is actually happening.

[โ€“] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Conversely, I'm a medical user exclusively for pain. I take 50mg twice a day and have very little effect on the mind but it stops my pain nearly completely.

[โ€“] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

that's awesome! I'm glad it is helping you ease your pain. It helps a lot with my anxiety and sleeping, but I'm a weirdo and I'm in my head a lot, so even if I'm super deep it doesn't shut off that part of my brain.

I do imagine if I was being boiled alive it would still hurt a lot, but I'd prefer to be on some strong edibles if that "had" to happen.