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[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fake: X4 is not a videogame, it's rehab for crazy german accountants

Gay: weird, therefore queer, therefore gay

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fake: X4 is not a videogame, it’s rehab for crazy german accountants

Screw you, I like my singleplayer-spreadsheets-in-space as a nice distraction from playing MMO-spreadsheets-in-space. Also, I'm Dutch, you ass.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Dutch => Deutsch => German

Same difference

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It'd be nice if they let me keep my jumpdrives though, now I have to do icky things like logistics and having multiple fleets defending multiple gates

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And manually babysitting any fleet you end up putting in that one Argon sector where the Xenon invade like clockwork

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hatikvah's Choice? I know that sector like the back of my hand :c
(though it belongs to Hatikvah Free League, iirc)

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, that place. I made the mistake of "conquering" the xenon sector and having to deal with all the assaults with my own ships. If I'm not around manually piloting, those Q ships will destroy at least one of my destroyers per incursion. I've also learned the hard way that small craft are only good as cannon fodder, a swarm of 30x can get shot down to 7 in 5 minutes.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think the simulation logic was changed somewhat with recent updates, because fighters are (in my run) really hard to ignore – enemy fighters hinder my heavies' ability to run away, and my own fighters somehow kick ass against the former as long as I micro-manage them to fight fighters instead of the Torment Nexus itself.

Unrelated note, regarding the Hatikvah's Choice front:
DANGER
HAZARDOUS REGION DETECTED

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Am german. Went to an economics school (Fachabitur) and fucking hated accounting. I love stellaris though, if only actual accounting would be that fun