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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What the FUCK do you do?

Have you tried getting a boyfriend? I dunno, worked for me.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The masculine urge to get a pet femboy bf

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The masculine urge to be the girlfriend.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

idk the word "pet" is not in there, not sure I'd roll with it