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How to find dumbty gf π₯Ίππ
5 years ago i might have recommended to study maths at university because they're full of nerdy autistic girls with no sexual self-regulation, but unfortunately it seems to me that trend is on the decline, i've yet to figure out why.
I've scoured many articles by the experts on wikihow, and the best advice is consistently to strike up a conversation with her about some common interest you have. For instance, if you're both interested in the giant bouncy castle she keeps behind her, you could talk about "how many gallons is it?" or "wow (κ© α― κ©;)β"
omg that reminds me. when i first came to university, i moved into a student dorm. i was confused because the room had two beds and one of them had this giant cardboard castle with rainbows painted on it built above the bed, it was majestic. I assumed that one was taken, so i took the other bed. Later, my roommate came and saw that i was laying in his bed and asked me to get the fuck out of his bed. I asked him why there was a giant cardboard castle on the other bed and he simply replied "it's for that one homeless girl that crashes here all the time, well, not anymore i guess now that you're here".
that was in 2019. good times.
nah, that's after you have found her.
Oh yeah, hold on... uh...
you could try sprinting through the city.
This is where your track & field experience will come in handy as it'll allow you to cover more ground quickly.
Unfortunately science still has yet to figure this out.
Stay strong brother. One day you'll find your sex joke machine gf.