Hundreds of people detained at the Alligator Alcatraz immigration processing center west of Miami, Florida, appear to have vanished. They have disappeared from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) online database, and their lawyers and families have been unable to locate them, according to immigrant advocacy groups.

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have they checked the freshly dug pit out the back?

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Have they checked the alligators?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"The 'gators are indigenous, we've a whole different plan for them."

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, inside the alligators.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago

Got that ;-) I was just trying to subvert the joke even further.