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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It is a very good thing that I do not have the powers of Superman because the amount of people on this planet that I would fling directly into the Sun would be enormous. Granted, none of them would reach the Sun because I would be throwing them at such an insane speed they would vaporize before they hit the stratosphere.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's more sustainable that they burn up, at least their matter would remain on the planet to be reused for something beneficial.

Better to pulp them for compost, which you could probably do way more time/energy efficiently by clapping in a megachurch. Sorry, the dramatic stuff isnt always best .

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

I'll be back in a bit. Gotta go pray for the universe to grant you some powers.