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"Yes, okay, my name is... kllllaaaarrrrrg... i-ifer. Klargifer Caltrop."
"Klargifer is a strange name for a halfling."
"Yuh- yeah. Yeeesss. I suppose it is. That's why I hate my parents."
"Yeah? And what are their names?"
[Suddenly, a wizard or something appears and casts silence on everyone. So you can't ask that the question anymore]
Wingus and Mingus Caltrop. They hated their names and parents too. It's a family tradition.
John and Sara Caltrop just wanted their son Wingus to have a unique name, unlike their entirely common names
^john^ ^and^ ^sara^ ^are^ ^uncommon^ ^for^ ^halflings.^ ^they^ ^were^ ^just^ ^mean^