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[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

My company recently required us to have mandatory fun at a baseball stadium. Apparently, Ballpark MLB is the only way to receive tickets and get into the park... I had to sign up for some stupid account and download some stupid app because my company required it.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

The future is stupid.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I could have technically said no... but I would have taken a hit politically. I've definitely been on teams where people have said "Oh, paequ2 doesn't like us. He doesn't want to hang out with us." I mean, they're not wrong. I don't like people. But. You know. I still need people to review my PRs, approve them, ask them for help, ask them for pay bumps, etc.

Forgive me Lemmy for my moment of weakness. I'll go off to the corner and practice some self flatulation.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Self flatulation is so unironically funny in this context. I think you meant flagellation but really people are giving you more guff than you deserve over the situation. And your response was basically "well I'll go fart by myself about it." And like yeah, that's about what all this is worth.

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think you meant flagellation

I said what I said! I didn't typo. 🏃💨

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You're going to go.. fart on yourself?

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago

rsync arch three times; $ man bash > /tmp/forgiven

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Not judging you, it's a balance. I play this game as well! Godspeed

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

I read all this in Lenny's voice because of your pfp and it made it even better