Surrealism doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Uhhh, it's a quote from HHGttG

Also I still maintain that you didn’t understand my original joke, otherwise you would have called my explanation “unnecessary”, not “poor”.

OK, if you say so

Now, I didn’t read your comment as a joke, and I still don’t. I read it as a pun only, and I’m still very confused by its execution.

Do you get confused a lot? I'm obviously impressed by your profound knowledge of geometry, but you may not have reached the part where you can use π to calculate the area of a circle: πr2, which is pronounced like pie are squared. Only pie are not squared, pie are round. Did ya get it now, honey? (Side note: It's not pronounced pie are two. Maybe that's why you still don't get it)

I think you should just give up and go to sleep now. That's what I'm going to do