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I would have no issue with vibrator usage, since that's a tool, not a person. But I don't think I want anyone else dunking on my gf while I make the alley-oop.
From the emasculated male perspective, LeBron is the competitor, not your teammate.
While I comple agree with her, you're right that metaphor is kind of ... meh. Like I get what she's trying to say it's just that you can twist that metaphor in some uncomfortable ways.
Btw the magic wand is the answer if you don't like the vibrator idea
The magic wand....vibrator?
Well one is internal use, and the other is external……usually
which one? the vibrator or the vibrator?
Magic wand (hitachi) is typically external. But google enough and well…..
What? There are many different types of vibrators. Some are internal, some external, some are both!
I was specifically referring to the magic wand. Which was intended to be external but the internet has proven that people get creative in their quests to void warranties
Even if the guy just plays basketball as a hobby, I'm walking.