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[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Trump once or twice made an appearance in the WWE. If he tried to slam anyone these days it'd result in him exploding every part of his body not duct taped together.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I have a feeling, that when he gets home, he has to be handled like that villain in Dune. An apparatus picks him up, like a big chunk of meat in a slaughterhouse, and submerges him in black goo. Nobody knows what the goo is or why he needs it in order to stay alive.

But before that, the human skin is peeled off him.