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[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 105 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tip: keep refreshing the tracking page every 60 seconds. This makes the parcel travel even faster.

[–] MarauderIIC@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

Little known fact: refreshing the tracking page not only tells the company that you are invested in your package's arrival time, this telling them to prioritize it, it also pumps electrons into the cardboard so that it is attracted to the fastest moving delivery vehicle.

(Just kidding, neither of these things are true.)

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

No it's like bittorrent downloads, if you look at it it goes slower!

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

For me it goes faster for some reason when I look at it but gets slower when I look away

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Probably the OS saying "nuh uh, if you don't have the window focused then i'il cap his download speed"

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 4 points 16 hours ago

The magic packet fairies are no different than us. Move the data when the boss is looking, and have some fun when they walk away.