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[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel like this all the time. Which is why I drink tea.

  1. Boil water (optional if desperate)
  2. Put tea bag in cup
  3. Pour water in cup

Drink

Edit: I would drink a nice instant, but coffee makes me jittery anyways so tea is the way for me. I do have a nice instant coffee, but I only have a cup a few times a year.

[–] amda@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean:

  1. Open cupboard
  2. Retrieve electric kettle
  3. Fill electric kettle
  4. Plug kettle in
  5. Turn on kettle
  6. Decide which tea you want to drink
  7. Aquire tea bag
  8. Wait for the water to finish boiling
  9. Pour water into the cup
  10. Wait for a few minutes for the infusion
  11. Remove tea bag
  12. Wait for temperature of yea to be low enough
  13. Drink
[–] Starstarz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

To reduce steps, I keep the electric kettle on the counter. Then it's just steps 5-12. But you also forgot step 10.B = forget about tea, and 10.C = remember tea and try to figure out where you left it.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Not really. I only drink twinning earl grey, have a kettle on the stove all the time (most of the time with enough water in it already), and use the same mug all week. I’ve streamlined it so I don’t have to make any of those decisions. So more like

  1. Put water in kettle
  2. turn on stove
  3. grab tea bag from jar in front of my face
  4. put bag in cup already on counter
  5. smoke
  6. hear loud af whistle, come inside
  7. pour water
  8. Forget tea for a bit
  9. take out bag and drink