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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 168 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin' walk.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I'll skip it myself if I feel like it .

But I won't do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing felonies.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 52 points 4 days ago

only one crime at a time 👉😎👉

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago