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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As a Bronze Age Mesopotamian copper salesman, I too feel this way.

You’ve never seen copper as fine as what my suppliers are making!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sorry to highjack the thread, but I've been on hold with customer service for hours. I want to lodge a complaint about the poor quality copper you sold me. I need a refund.

[–] ArchEngel@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Send a stone tablet dude. Its the only way to get through to these guys.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even back in the day, you had to submit a ticket.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

How else will they keep track of the work?!?! It’s that way for a reason!! Now start chiseling!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

But I have a similar complaint with the clay salesman. The reed guy sold me defective goods too. This is bullshit!

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You son of a dog! You owe me restitution! I traded you several of my finest goats and linens, and your copper has pitted and degraded more than the copper from other traders. I see you have other complaints, yet only my downvote has been inscribed thus far. I bet you're manipulating reviews, you scalawag!