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It's less disability-friendly than a car, can't carry cargo, and can't transport passengers. You try to have a suburban family with just bicycles - especially if one of the kids has balance issues from early childhood onward. It's not possible. The automobile is viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom because it can serve multiple roles and has a massive variability in speed.
Get your lazy ass on a bike, ya bum!
If I even look sideways at it, I end up with at least broken nose, probably broken knees.