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Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.
Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !
Or maybe flush mid poo if you're shiting stumps.
Worst case. Get your hands dirty. Mash it up a little.
I mean she had already reached in and grabbed it out
I'd normally agree with you, but I've seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn't split a person in two
😂😂😂😂
It does.
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I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush
What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name
He prefers that to consuming fiber? Geezus.
Even after all this time on Earth, I'm amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems... I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?