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Raccoons recognize a dumpster when they see one (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

New vandalism idea: smear some strawberry jam into the nooks and crannies of a swasticar, then let nature take it from there.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

Spray the Cyberjunk with female skunk musk. Then you'll have male skunks getting really ornery as they claw all over the truck looking for the horny female skunk.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

i prefer when my vandalism involves biohazards like mimes

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Are they gonna trap them in an invisible box?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

They will walk them down the invisible escalator

Hint, it leads to hell