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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Remember 90's touch-lamps? My first alarm clock had that touch tech on metallic snooze buttons. Teen tinkering younger me prys off the snooze to know its magic. It never snoozed again. The other snooze-off button was still intact. So every morning during highschool I had one shot to hear the alarm 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕖 . I freeballed it for 4 years -- until I got a paperboy route to buy myself a new clock.