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[-] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty happy with mine.

[-] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago
[-] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

what do people say when You sneeze?

[-] Kainsmasquerade@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now he should die for our sins!

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty happy with mine too.

[-] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck are you godless? I'm right here, bitch.

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, once you can prove you're a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I'll reconsider.

[-] Deerhorne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?

[-] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Zombie Jesus, obviously. It's 2023, not 10 AD.

[-] kernelPanic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Let's crucify this guy

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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