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Showerthoughts
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"You like that you BARNACLE encrusted slut!"
"I, uh... yes daddy. Can I have a PINEAPPLE up my ass?!"
"I could give you the PINEAPPLE, but your... BARNACLES might crack..."
"Um... what do my BARNACLES have to do with it? I just want a PINEAPPLE."
"I mean, I can go out to the store right now and get a PINEAPPLE, but a BARNACLE might be tastier..."
"My BARNACLES can take it! I just really need a PINEAPPLE right now"
The confused couple prepares the latex and the leash/collar to go down to the Asian market to pick up some BARNACLEs and PINEAPPLEs, still wondering why the other isn't stopping.
Man, the later seasons of SpongeBob got weird